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Chase me away

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Chase Card, Chase Card, chase me away. I can’t stand the incompetence. In a bank no less. This is the 3rd time my card number has been stolen and fraudulent charges applied by criminals. The stupidity of the banking industry

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“America” Not Pirate-worthy

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What’s more shocking I think than the fact that I checked PirateBay for the existence of webcam torrents of Dinesh D’Souza’s “America,” is the fact that there are no pirated torrents of Dinesh D’Souza’s “America.” To wit, there are upwards of 600 torrents of Captain America

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Make Sense?

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I hate when people use this phrase. It’s become so cliché in the last five years and it’s abhorrent and pejorative. It is so offensive and condescending. It’s like the speaker is talking to a child, and really meant to say, “You

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Peak Friends

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Friends are the family you choose. — Jess C. Scott I love this quote. If brevity is the soul of wit, this phrase perfectly captures the meaning of friendship for me in one small tweetable phrase. I have noticed steadily

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Amazon Goes Postal

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Heard of Amazon Prime Air? Seriously? Amazon’s R&D dept. wants to deliver packages to customers by drone in under 30 minutes. It never ceases to amaze me what uber rich, egotistical, elite CEOs will do to stroke their inflated egos. I

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Fukushimaland

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Life has become worse than a nightmarish for everyone on the planet due to Fukushima. I though nuclear war would be how we’d all receive deadly radiation; never thought it could come from a single crippled nuclear power plant halfway

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